The Stig

Well, seeing as it's well past December now, and I never really got around to sharing all the Stig fun-facts with everyone, I thought I'd best get around to it!

So here they are, in all their glory!

Some Say....

• He things a wreath on the front door means you house won a race.
• He never has the carrots. Never.
• He thinks tinsel is a snack.
• He can see through wrapping paper.
• He leaves decomposing pine needles all over your carpet.
• Giving him brandy butter would be a very bad idea for everyone.
• In his cultire the traditional Christmas gift is soil.
• He likes it when the Great Escape is on. But only because he's in it.
• That song from The Snowman makes his arms fall off.
• His favorite Christmas treat is a nice glass of myrrh.
• He puts his decorations up in July.
• He should not under any circumstances be allowed near tangerines.
• You never see him and Father Christmas in the same place.
• He has a lucky sixpence somewhere inside him.
• His idea of a carol is Ace of Spaces.
• Everyone Boxing Day he really does have a mssive fight.
• He sometimes gets carried away and wraps his own hands.
• He's good at pretending to be interested in your grandmother's stories.
• He has a small electrical fault that makes one of his eyes flicker.
• He stuffs his turkey with gears and engine parts.
• All he wants for Christmas is 47lbs of raw meat.
• He thinks ten Lords-a-leaping is just too many.
• He could make it a while Christmas but he can't be bothered.

And... for Christmas!

Some say... he wished you a very Merry Christmas. At least, we assume that's what he's gesturing.

I must say, best advent calender. EVER.